Big Earner These Days

3 Feb

I received this from a man called muhammed rafi. I’m jumping to the conclusion that it is a man anyway. It was fairly short and sweet and unlike most things trying to con you out of money it set the bar low at 222 a week (although that could be diamonds I suppose).

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LOng time man
did you hear i lost my job at Plant then like a month ago i started using this guide i ended up making like 222 in a few weeks!! I guess it was for the best!
I learned from – NewsOnline

talk to you later!

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MSNNessengar

3 Feb

This email is apparently from someone with the name Luciene de Oliveira Sertori. I do not know anyone by that name but I must admit, it’s a pretty awesome one.
The first part is standard spam drivel. The forwarded message however is a slightly unique take on spam.

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Hi madison20feel@hotmail.com please add me on your contacts on windows msnnessengar
I will be on all weekend and am so bored and want to talk to a hot person like yourself
Since I already seen your pix, I don’t mind sharing some of mine either lol
So hope to hear back from you soon on there
Madison
 

 
—– Forwarded Message —–
Subject: FW: FROM ONE PUMPKIN TO ANOTHER
 
From one pumpkin to another!!!!!!!
A woman was asked by a coworker,
‘What is it like to be a Christian?’
The coworker replied, ‘It is like being a pumpkin.’
God picks you from the patch, brings you in,
and washes all the dirt off of you.
Then He cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff.
He removes the seeds of doubt, hate, and greed.
Then He carves you a new smiling face and
puts His light inside of you to shine for all the world to see.’
This was passed on to me by another pumpkin.
Now it’s your turn to pass it to other pumpkins.
I liked this enough to send it to all the pumpkins in my patch.
 
intentions were for Japan, and I knew the Dutch were the only wore out. Mind, I don’t say that they never was, but I do say
 
off, that if I had then beheld a company of English lords and I only do for your good, but there is much virtue to you in those

Spam Be Damned!

3 Feb

Most of us receive spam through our emails, and unfortunately it is never the delicious foodstuff.

I’ve decided to collect those I receive that I find comical, or just plain weird.
Feel free to send over your own in the comments section and I’ll post them on the site.