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MSNNessengar

3 Feb

This email is apparently from someone with the name Luciene de Oliveira Sertori. I do not know anyone by that name but I must admit, it’s a pretty awesome one.
The first part is standard spam drivel. The forwarded message however is a slightly unique take on spam.

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Hi madison20feel@hotmail.com please add me on your contacts on windows msnnessengar
I will be on all weekend and am so bored and want to talk to a hot person like yourself
Since I already seen your pix, I don’t mind sharing some of mine either lol
So hope to hear back from you soon on there
Madison
 

 
—– Forwarded Message —–
Subject: FW: FROM ONE PUMPKIN TO ANOTHER
 
From one pumpkin to another!!!!!!!
A woman was asked by a coworker,
‘What is it like to be a Christian?’
The coworker replied, ‘It is like being a pumpkin.’
God picks you from the patch, brings you in,
and washes all the dirt off of you.
Then He cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff.
He removes the seeds of doubt, hate, and greed.
Then He carves you a new smiling face and
puts His light inside of you to shine for all the world to see.’
This was passed on to me by another pumpkin.
Now it’s your turn to pass it to other pumpkins.
I liked this enough to send it to all the pumpkins in my patch.
 
intentions were for Japan, and I knew the Dutch were the only wore out. Mind, I don’t say that they never was, but I do say
 
off, that if I had then beheld a company of English lords and I only do for your good, but there is much virtue to you in those

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