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And now for more religious ramblings

28 Feb

I don’t really know what to say to this. It’s an old school rambling chain letter but there are just so many odd lines that creep up out of nowhere (like the candle bit, seeing as there was no mention of a candle nor were there any pictures of one).  It’s like they took 5 pieces of spam and clumsily stuck them together before deciding to send it on to random people they can find the details of.

Bots confuse me.
This bot is called Bas Hendrikx and sent the email from webersantoro@hotmail.com. Don’t be tricked or panic that you must forward this email. Just delete and back away slowly from the crazy.

 

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hiya…..I just got a new msnn name you should add me on there
message me on madison22may@hotmail.com cant wait to talk to you sexy xoxo
 

This is pretty neat!

It’s been said that God first separated the salt water from the fresh, made dry land, planted a garden, made animals and fish… All before making a human. He made and provided what we’d need before we were born. These are best & more powerful when eaten raw. We’re such slow learners…
God left us a great clue as to what foods help what part of our body!
God’s Pharmacy! Amazing!

A sliced Carrot looks like the human eye. The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just like the human eye… And YES, science now shows carrots greatly enhance blood flow to and function of the eyes.
A Tomato has four chambers and is red. The heart has four chambers and is red. All of the res earch shows tomatoes are loaded with lycopine and are indeed pure heart and blood food.
Grapes hang in a cluster that has the shape of the heart. Each grape looks like a blood cell and all of the research today shows grapes are also profound heart and blood vitalizing food.
A Walnut looks like a little brain, a left and right hemisphere, upper cerebrums and lower cerebellums. Even the wrinkles or folds on the nut are just like the neo-cortex. We now know walnuts help develop more than three (3) dozen neuron-transmitters for brain function.

Kidney Beans actually heal and help maintain kidney function and yes, they look exactly like the human kidneys.

Celery, Bok Choy, Rhubarb and many more look just like bones. These foods specifically target bone strength. Bones are 23% sodium and these foods are 23% sodium. If you don’t have enough sodium in your diet, the body pulls it from the bones, thus making them weak. These foods replenish the skeletal needs of the body.

Avocadoes, Eggplant and Pears target the health and function of the womb and cervix of the female – they look just like these organs. Today’s research shows that when a woman eats one avocado a week, it balances hormones, sheds unwanted birth weight, and prevents c ervical cancers. And how profound is this? It takes exactly nine (9) months to grow an avocado from blossom to ripened fruit. There are over 14,000 photolytic chemical constituents of nutrition in each one of these foods (modern science has only studied and named about 141 of them).

Figs are full of seeds and hang in twos when they grow. Figs increase the mobility of male sperm and increase the numbers of Sperm as well to overcome male sterility.

Sweet Potatoes look like the pancreas and actually balance the glycemic index of diabetics.

Olives assist the health and function of the ovaries

Oranges, Grapefruits, and other Citrus fruits look just like the mammary glands of the female and actually assist the health of the breasts and the movement of lymph in and out of the breasts.

Onions look like the body’s cells. Today’s research shows onions help clear waste materials from all of the body cells. They even produce tears which wash the epithelial layers of the eyes. A working companion, Garlic, also helps eliminate waste materials and dangerous free radicals from the body.

Please don’t break this even if you only send it to one person. Look at the date when this was s tarted. Thanks
 
NOTICE AT THE END, THE DATE THE CANDLE WAS STARTED.
GONNA GIVE YOU GOOSE BUMPS.
I am not going to be the one who Lets it die. I found it believable —
 
This candle was lit on the 15th of September, 1998.
Someone who loves you has helped Keep it alive by sending it to you.
Don’t let The Candle of Love, Hope And Friendship die! Pass It On To All
Of Your Friends and Everyone You Love!
I received this today for the 1st time and I hope it comes back someday again.
Please keep this candle alive!
 

in my own study, and I took care to stand where I could seize
 
wherein my dexterity was much admired. whether our conquests in the countries I treat of would be as

At last, in obedience to his will she made reply

21 Feb

It seems that spam emails are upping their game when it comes to attached messages. I love the title of the attached message for this typical money spinning spam.

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my dad was going over things i can do to earn some xtra money, one of which he forwarded this *link*. After just 2 days i was making like 50-75$ a hour!!

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Fwd: Saturday, February 19th, 2011 2:59 pm

Subject: re At last, in obedience to his will she made reply.

It rises during the closing ceremony, at the moment when stagecraft fades and the simplest of uman acts begins. The athletes walk in.
seemed perplexed, discovering signs of wonder what I had done to[A description of the farmer’s daughter. The author carried to a
That’s it: They walk into some stadium, as they did again Sunday evening at Vancouver’s B.C. Place to end the 2010 Winter Games, and the clearest picture of what the Olympics means emerges. Young people who have spent the months serving as civic heroes, national symbols, stand-ins for millions, become young again. Unlike the opening ceremony tradition of marching in national delegations in strict order, under a flag, at the closing men and women who have sweated against each other for weeks, sometimes years, walk out in an easy jumble, and soon mix, stand and dance until all national colors and flags become irrelevant.
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He Argued Quietly

14 Feb

Sent by the lovely Mohamad Zahiruddin Afiq from his email account bobo_ravex I was ready to send this straight to the trash as standard spam. However that attached message made me raise an eyebrow.

Just general spam WTFness at its finest.

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with my paychecks dwindling down to the last minute it was a miracle i had received this link *link* to Channel 11 News,

they helped me turn my 5 figure income into 6!
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Forward Message: Saturday, February 12, 2011 9:16 am

Subject: re I scolded him for it, but he argued quietly that it was very good and An information network

Twitter is a real-time information network that connects you to the latest information about what you find interesting.
Simply find the public streams you find most compelling and follow the conversations.
“My child, there is such an one if it were for your good.

Dear President

3 Feb

Matthew A. sent this in. He assures me that he is not (and never has been) a president and this was definitely a mistake by the sender.

He did not deny whether he was in business for friction material products though.

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‘Dear President ,

We got from some sources that perhaps you are in business for friction material products!

Please allow to introduce my professional factory for you .

We are a professional factory for friction material products.

We have been producing in brake pads, shoes and lining,bronze material, steel material, paper material, iron material, carbon and graphite material for cars, motorcycles, heavy-duty truck, buses and bicycle, Construction Machinery, Forklifts, Agricultural Machinery, Marine Gearboxes, Cars, Motorbikes, Race Cars and other Vehicles. etc.

Friction Materials include sintered copper/semi-metallic, no-asbestos, paper material,steel mating,ceramic fiber all fall within our category for consumers to choose. For now, we export out products to North and South America, Europe, the Middle East and Africa–more than 60 countries source from us and our annual sales exceed $10 million.

Matching American SAE, German VOLKSWAGEN TL-110 and Japanese JASO
Our company adopts the most advanced brake production line equipment and foreign most perfect crafts and the technology. So the products conform to the standards of American SAE, Germany VOLKSWAGEN TL-110 and Japanese JASO. Besides, we have passed the Quality System Authentication ISO 9000 in 2008 and CE,SGS certificate as well.

30 Experienced Technicians and Engineers Handle Innovation
Since the establishment, we have been devoting to the developing and manufacturing of brake pad. At present, we have owned R&D department and quality control center, which consist of 30 experienced technicians and engineers, by which we can develop products according to samples of consumers and drawings in short period.

For any further details ,please contact with us !

Jack/Manager
Zhejiang Zhongda Manufacturing Group limited
Factory Address: No.6 factory,Linpin District, Hangzhou City,310014,China

Email: frictiondisc@gmail.com
Email: frictiondisc@manufacturing-group.com
Email: frictionplate@manufacturing-group.com
Email: frictionmaterial@manufacturing-group.com

Telephone: 0086-0571-63903907
Fax: 0086-0571-56277060-3970’