Spam Illustrated

As I was plugging away the blog on Twitter I received a reply from a brilliant illustrator called Rachel Lewis.

She has taken her (dis)like of spam and made it into an illustration project. Although there are only a handful what is there is great.

http://rachelsayshello.com/portfolio/the-nonsensical-spam-comment-project/

Do you like car rims?

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In other spam related news a friend forwarded me with the title of some spam he received the other day:
“You will love the results on your organ”
… it may be short and sweet (the email, I have no knowledge of his organ) but it made me chuckle.

Dear President

Matthew A. sent this in. He assures me that he is not (and never has been) a president and this was definitely a mistake by the sender.

He did not deny whether he was in business for friction material products though.

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‘Dear President ,

We got from some sources that perhaps you are in business for friction material products!

Please allow to introduce my professional factory for you .

We are a professional factory for friction material products.

We have been producing in brake pads, shoes and lining,bronze material, steel material, paper material, iron material, carbon and graphite material for cars, motorcycles, heavy-duty truck, buses and bicycle, Construction Machinery, Forklifts, Agricultural Machinery, Marine Gearboxes, Cars, Motorbikes, Race Cars and other Vehicles. etc.

Friction Materials include sintered copper/semi-metallic, no-asbestos, paper material,steel mating,ceramic fiber all fall within our category for consumers to choose. For now, we export out products to North and South America, Europe, the Middle East and Africa–more than 60 countries source from us and our annual sales exceed $10 million.

Matching American SAE, German VOLKSWAGEN TL-110 and Japanese JASO
Our company adopts the most advanced brake production line equipment and foreign most perfect crafts and the technology. So the products conform to the standards of American SAE, Germany VOLKSWAGEN TL-110 and Japanese JASO. Besides, we have passed the Quality System Authentication ISO 9000 in 2008 and CE,SGS certificate as well.

30 Experienced Technicians and Engineers Handle Innovation
Since the establishment, we have been devoting to the developing and manufacturing of brake pad. At present, we have owned R&D department and quality control center, which consist of 30 experienced technicians and engineers, by which we can develop products according to samples of consumers and drawings in short period.

For any further details ,please contact with us !

Jack/Manager
Zhejiang Zhongda Manufacturing Group limited
Factory Address: No.6 factory,Linpin District, Hangzhou City,310014,China

Email: frictiondisc@gmail.com
Email: frictiondisc@manufacturing-group.com
Email: frictionplate@manufacturing-group.com
Email: frictionmaterial@manufacturing-group.com

Telephone: 0086-0571-63903907
Fax: 0086-0571-56277060-3970’